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Wednesday, 25 February 2015
1993 McLaren F1: Two Out Of XP3 Ain't Bad
SPOTTING A classic at the Goodwood Revival is not a hard task, but even this one stood out. This annual event in England hosts a celebration of racing from before the introduction of aerodynamic aids in 1966. This spectacular weekend is a pilgrimage for petrolheads, but that date is significant, for it means one of Formula One’s most prominent names is often absent: McLaren.
Since the Monaco Grand Prix of that year when McLaren entered their first car to race, some of the world’s most talented people have sat in their seats. And the former chief engineer Gordon Murray is one of them, and in the hope that he forgives my playing pap for the day, I spotted him driving off in his brainchild, the McLaren F1. Even in a field full of Ferraris it was quite the sight. I remember my heart pounding when, twenty years ago in Sussex, I watched over my shoulder as a silver one slid up behind our Citroen BX, overtake, and all but disappear in the time it took to turn my head around.
It is hard to find something new to say about this phenomenal car. Like Lilliputians throwing ropes around Gulliver, so every journalist has tried to shackle their impression of this incredible feat. I was going to remind you that through McLaren’s partnership with Honda and Murray’s experience in an NSX that he had pushed for the Japanese to provide the engine for the F1. Rumour has it a V14 was even discussed. But in what must be the most baffling decision made by company that often does the baffling (folding hard-top CRX anyone?), Honda declined and Murray turned to BMW.
But before I go in too far, I note Wikipedia has that base covered. What they don’t mention is the door mirror: when the F1 first appeared, the mirrors were on the A-pillar; in production they moved to the door. On all but one, that is: one customer was so adamant to have them as per the original concept that the pillars had to be reinforced with extra carbon-fibre to prevent twisting at Vmax. This made the car heavier; Gordon was not pleased.
Of every device, innovation, and achievement, headlines have been written and benchmarks set. Everything about the F1 was custom-made and convergent towards the same goal of creating the ultimate road car (and I am expecting similar clarity from Apple with their foray into transport -not just cars, I suspect). The three-seat layout; the 3.2s 0-60 time; the gold-plated engine-bay; the butterfly doors (thank-you, Toyota Sera); the 243 mph top speed; the million-dollar asking price. Before you even saw it the F1 had rearranged everything you expected from a car: higher regard for it would not be possible, and the single-mindedness of its objectivity is comparable to the pursuit of perfection Toyota sought in creating the first Lexus.
Such stats set up expectations that are impossible for any stylist to fulfill, which is ironic, because in many way the McLaren is a very grounded and logical machine. But it feels as though the facts are greater than the form. The plan shape of the body is straight to reduce drag; the cab is far forward with a low cowl to improve visibility; the car is small to reduce weight. Each attribute is there for a reason. If you were to start with a blank page today with the same goal, the result probably wouldn’t look that different. Drop a couple of cylinders perhaps in favour of a hybrid, use OLED lights front and rear; that’s about it.
Instead I have to cross myself, and hope that Peter Stevens is not reading this. Stevens is the designer of this car, or stylist, as Murray would I expect insist. In the F1 Stevens has created one of the most memorable and timeless shapes in automotive history. It is perfect. Kind of freaky perfect in that it refuses to age.
Traces of his experience at Lotus is found in the abrupt tail (later seen on the Elise), with smoothly integrated volumes not unlike the 1989 Isuzu 4200R concept. The F1 is crisp, modern, pert, lithe, with a timelessness inextricably linked to the single-minded, complete vision. It is exactly what this car should and needs to look like.
So I feel it sacrilegious to say that it fails to quicken my pulse. Such is the perfection of the F1, I realise the fault must lie with me, that there is something I have missed, a lesson I have not learned. I keep looking at it, willing myself to fall on my knees in adulation, yet nothing comes. Perhaps I should not confuse clean design with perfect design, for the F1 is very clean, with the drama coming from the package, not extrovert design details. The Mercedes-Benz 300SL Gullwing had eyebrows over the arches; the Countach was Stratos Zero reincarnate; the Testarossa had those strakes. Yet the F1 is so essentialist that the superfluity of extraneous details and emotion is rationalised out.
It is also a product of its time. When, in the nineties, emphasis on the wheels had yet to mature -an essential part of car design today -a trait that also leaves the Honda NSX feeling too prim and polite. In the eternal struggle between heart and head, this car was conceived from the ground up with the grey matter. Such single-mindedness leaves the McLaren F1 almost Japanese in execution. It is also perhaps the most excellent example of British esotericism.
Thursday, 19 February 2015
In Memorium: Pillarless Coupes
WHAT DO the Mercedes-Benz SLC, BMW Z3M Coupe and an early Porsche 911 Targa have in common? Answer: they are all coupes based on a cabrio (okay, the 911 Targa is a coupe based on a cabriolet based on a coupe, but if I had only mentioned the BMW and Mercedes I could be accused of favouritism).
I only noticed the connexion between the SLC and the M Coupe after I had purchased them. I think part of the appeal must be solution-based design, rather than aesthetic over-reaching, lending a quirk of rational to an otherwise emotive process. Because so many parts must be shared to keep costs down, the designer has limited options to give the coupe its own personality. Bread-van proportions did the trick for the BMW; Mercedes used lamellae windows and Porsche a bold roll-hoop with wrap-around glass. On bodies that were already familiar, details made the cars memorable.
Today it is hard to contemplate a coupe not having a bespoke bodyside. This reflects the increasing value of design as a critical factor at point of purchase, and the subsequent willingness to invest. But cash still stops flowing as soon as chopping the B-pillar is mentioned. Since the E9, BMW has tended not to bother (although the 8-series is a welcome exception), whereas Mercedes, CLK aside, always makes the effort, imbuing their coupes with the desirable 'pillarless' billing. Does this have anything to do with why their mean transaction price (the measure of premiumness) is higher?
Funny, isn't it, how something so small can make such a difference. That is why Mazda went to such efforts with the delightful 1983 929 Coupe, aka Cosmo. Quite apart from the right-angled geometry of the lines, Mazda effectively made the first split B-pillar, within which the glass descended! I can't think of a smaller window aperture post-quarterlight days. It is a bit mad, yet the car remains appealingly memorable. It is far from pillarless (it has two!) but at least Mazda took steps to ensure it wasn't just another fixed pane. If they had, I wouldn't be writing about it here.
Collectors alert: There's one for sale here
Monday, 16 February 2015
2014 Volkswagen XL Sport Concept Is A Right Animal
FOUR WHEELS good; two wheels bad: in the Animal Farm of vehicle design, little stirs my interest less than motorbikes. I would rather pore over a Daewoo Matiz than survey a Harley. Maybe it’s a volume thing. I like shapes and curves, not bent pipes. It’s a pity really, because in absolute terms, nothing gets closer to perfect transport than a bike. I am afraid it really is a matter of aesthetics, and though I realize I am the loser in this argument, even this fails to shift my perception.
My experience of bikes can be counted on one hand: one extraordinary journey on the back of a Royal Enfield, traveling though Rajasthan, and a trip through Tokyo on a Yamaha R1, memorable if only for the pain of trying to hang on. I'll be honest, the journey in India was incredible, but that was as much the astonishing environment and companions, as it was the bike. Put me on a donkey and I would still cherish the memory.
Still, that hasn't stopped less prejudiced types from marrying cars and bikes. Caterham has tried it a few times using Honda engines, starting in 2000 with the Blackbird. But it seems like transplanting the heart of a pig with one from a sparrow. Technically, it may be possible, but it doesn't quite fit the animal, no matter how much flapping it does.
But the surgeons in Wolfsburg may have at last found the right donor for the right patient: a Ducati twin for a carbon tub known as the XL1. My intrigue deepened with reading a brisk-but-not-spectacular 5.7s time from 0-60mph. This number has a bit of resonance with me. It is the time achieved by Fast Lane magazine in testing the R129 500SL 25 years ago. That was a 5-litre quad-cam V8. Ten years ago, the BMW Z4 did the same with 60% of the Merc's capacity. Today, it is what a diesel BMW 3-series can manage. If the engine of the future needs to prove itself, then 5.7 is the number to do it with.
The main difference between the Caterham and the VW is that while the Caterham is minimalist, the VW reductionist. The Brit leaves all the essentials in the pit-lane; the German takes a little bit of everything. It is the more complete car, so it feels more of the achievement that it can still produce excellent performance. A part of me loves the fact that they haven't gone over-board on power, too. 200PS already makes it the most powerful twin-engined car on the track, so 5.7s mean so much more.
I suppose the one area where the concept starts to stall is its brand positioning. Didn't Audi technically buy Ducati? So why are we seeing the same badge on the XL as on a camper? Sporty, advanced genes surely befit four rings. One can only imagine that politics played a part. Volkswagen is the brand closer to the heart of chairman Ferdinand Piech, who commissioned the original 1-litre car that finally became the XL1. Though logic dictates Audi, those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
But the surgeons in Wolfsburg may have at last found the right donor for the right patient: a Ducati twin for a carbon tub known as the XL1. My intrigue deepened with reading a brisk-but-not-spectacular 5.7s time from 0-60mph. This number has a bit of resonance with me. It is the time achieved by Fast Lane magazine in testing the R129 500SL 25 years ago. That was a 5-litre quad-cam V8. Ten years ago, the BMW Z4 did the same with 60% of the Merc's capacity. Today, it is what a diesel BMW 3-series can manage. If the engine of the future needs to prove itself, then 5.7 is the number to do it with.
The main difference between the Caterham and the VW is that while the Caterham is minimalist, the VW reductionist. The Brit leaves all the essentials in the pit-lane; the German takes a little bit of everything. It is the more complete car, so it feels more of the achievement that it can still produce excellent performance. A part of me loves the fact that they haven't gone over-board on power, too. 200PS already makes it the most powerful twin-engined car on the track, so 5.7s mean so much more.
I suppose the one area where the concept starts to stall is its brand positioning. Didn't Audi technically buy Ducati? So why are we seeing the same badge on the XL as on a camper? Sporty, advanced genes surely befit four rings. One can only imagine that politics played a part. Volkswagen is the brand closer to the heart of chairman Ferdinand Piech, who commissioned the original 1-litre car that finally became the XL1. Though logic dictates Audi, those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
Thursday, 12 February 2015
In Memorium: Bonkers Showcars
THERE ARE countless wacky examples, but I am going to use the latest Nissan Juke variation as an opportunity to bring the bizarre Toyota Delta Beagle to mind, and ensure it has some digital legacy. In addition to convoluted names, both the Nissan Juke Nismo RSnow Concept and Toyota Delta Beagle have triangular wheels. The Nissan cheats by using a track, but in 1991, the triangle was the wheel. Crazy! And so to history:
Rewind twenty years and I am sitting cross-legged on the floor spell-bound by the BBC's Tomorrow's World, a programme featuring the latest and greatest in the world of innovation. Japan was regularly leaned on to create mesmerising trips into the future; pictures of capsule hotels and commuter-filled trains would leave me with an indelible desire to seek my way east in the future. And then I saw the 1991 Toyota concepts.
These three vehicles were created in response to an internal competition at Toyota to re-invent the wheel. One had legs. Another had an underbody covered in bristles that vibrated, moving slowly across the floor like a washing-machine on a spin-cycle. And one had triangular wheels. Pointless, absurd, ridiculous: I was captivated, and in 2004 I made my first trip to Japan, working at Toyota.
Such flights of fancy no longer exist. Showcars today are more branding exercises and technological showcases: not very exciting for a nine year old. Instead they must turn to computer games such as Gran Turismo to see designers loosen their collars as brands snag loyalty at a young impressionable age.
But will they grow up wanting to be a designer? With creativity so subtly applied to convergent themes in a saturated marketplace, where is the fire that can lure the young minds of the future. Wordsworth said that the child is the father of the man, so if we can't lure children to draw cars, what hope is there to draw in the men they become?
Rewind twenty years and I am sitting cross-legged on the floor spell-bound by the BBC's Tomorrow's World, a programme featuring the latest and greatest in the world of innovation. Japan was regularly leaned on to create mesmerising trips into the future; pictures of capsule hotels and commuter-filled trains would leave me with an indelible desire to seek my way east in the future. And then I saw the 1991 Toyota concepts.
Such flights of fancy no longer exist. Showcars today are more branding exercises and technological showcases: not very exciting for a nine year old. Instead they must turn to computer games such as Gran Turismo to see designers loosen their collars as brands snag loyalty at a young impressionable age.
But will they grow up wanting to be a designer? With creativity so subtly applied to convergent themes in a saturated marketplace, where is the fire that can lure the young minds of the future. Wordsworth said that the child is the father of the man, so if we can't lure children to draw cars, what hope is there to draw in the men they become?
Monday, 9 February 2015
2016 Volvo S60 Cross Country Scores a Slammed Donk
A recent fermentation of this symbolic pluralism (we live in a multi-cultural society after all) is the BMW X4, which is conceived thus: 3-series begets SUV begets coupe. Now Volvo is attempting to do one better.
The coupe-ised S60 sedan has been given the donk treatment (I'll come to that in a moment) to create a peculiarly appealing concept, if only because chalk isn't usually served with cheese.
Ah yes, the donk. Americans might know the term, or fans of street culture. I'm not either, but I have in the past stumbled upon this odd bastardisation of Americana. In Tokyo, three-box Caddies put out to pasture are mounted on roller-skate wheels -the smaller the better -with blue underbody lighting. You probably know them as low-riders. Those Broughams which didn't find 10" wires fare rather differently. They are mounted on collosal cart-wheels, so that the bottom of the body is in line with the top of the wheels.
Okay, the Volvo S60 might be a little off this, but the principle remains. The only difference is approach. Marketing invariably guides the design department in voicing the views of the customers, so a sedan will become more coupe-like because customers say so. This feedback will take about four years to bake-in before the result is on the road. Add another four (the typical development time of a car) to work positive crossover feedback into the mix, and you can see why designers feel frustrated when concepts they sketch can take a decade to be vindicated. So who will produce the first two-door coupe-crossover 14 years after the X-Coupe? I wouldn't bet against Volvo.
Thursday, 5 February 2015
2017 Ford GT Is No Prince Charming
IN THE original German text of Brother’s Grimm there are few fairytale endings. Rapunzel gets knocked-up; Cinderella’s ugly sisters slip on the glass slipper by hacking off parts of their feet; and Snow White’s antagonist is her own birth mother. Not very Disney.
The Ford GT40 in the 1960's was a giant-killing brute. Suspension failures, cramped cockpit, noisy, and with poor visibility, it challenged every driver. You would never have guessed it when Camillo Pardo created the Ford GT in 2005. It was a cartoon summary of racing for enthusiasts without a license,
tapping into memories hard-won by its forebear. Retro
design summons intellectual snobbery, but intellects are known for stunted
emotions. Cars like the GT are better judged by heart than by head, and there is no denying the emotional allure of Pardo's meisterstuck.
On-lookers at the 2015 Detroit motorshow might be forgiven for scratching their head or clutching their chests when the new Ford GT appeared. Out goes introspection and curated nostalgia; in comes a made-in-America
gung-ho low-slung Ferrari-bater. Only an American supercar would
slam on four-foot overhangs with a landing-craft rear-deck: no mere 458 rival,
these proportions tell us. Nope, this is in the Koenigsegg/Saleen niche, where
idiosyncrasies are overlooked, or folded back into the mix and accepted as
necessity. This skunk-works missile is a slap in the face for the rapid convergence of the supercar market, devoid of benchmarking and over-shoulder glances. Yet details like the superb headlamps remind you this is going to be more than about 0-60 times.
A while ago Ford had the tagline 'Bold', and bully for them, they have created a product that lends substance to this tell-‘em-like-it-is identity. The Ford GT is blatantly brutal: a cabin is pinched into wild buttresses desperately tethering great blocks of rear fender. A terrapin with after-burners about describes the expression. It is outrageous, and frankly rather vulgar, but this is not for prissy Mercedes owners: this is a poster car for F150 drivers waving the confederate flag. Yee-ha, boys.
A while ago Ford had the tagline 'Bold', and bully for them, they have created a product that lends substance to this tell-‘em-like-it-is identity. The Ford GT is blatantly brutal: a cabin is pinched into wild buttresses desperately tethering great blocks of rear fender. A terrapin with after-burners about describes the expression. It is outrageous, and frankly rather vulgar, but this is not for prissy Mercedes owners: this is a poster car for F150 drivers waving the confederate flag. Yee-ha, boys.
Monday, 2 February 2015
2014 MINI Clubman Concept Is A Propa Gent
IMAGINE MY surprise when, sitting in a café in East
London, the missus observed that I was the only man without a beard. Those that were follically-frivolous were all wearing brogues
with contrasting socks. Dark grey would have been a bit old man-ish, for these are
off-duty yuppies you understand, with jobs giving the means to express ideals unpatinated by time. Judging by the press shots of the Clubman concept, MINI considers them exemplars of customers, but
that is not why I mention them here.
Hipsters have given arking an aesthetic. Arking, a term used
by marketing folk (possibly that very same breakfasting crowd) to describe the
effects of localism, a phenomenon common in recessions when we avoid the
fancy, stick with the familiar, and eat sausages from our local butcher (for
example). Our tastes become a little more conservative. We value family and traditions more, the craft movement a now-familiar spin-off. For a car maker these tastes become the bedrock for gauging the
characteristics of the next product, and MINI need look no further than Shoreditch for their inspiration and aesthetic appropriation.
I would be surprised if a single one of the bearded
breakfast club bought a MINI Clubman, though. They will
prefer Oyster cards and renting a classic car for occasional weekends. The
oldtimer may lend their quirks aesthetic credibility, but they will be missing out on a gutsy three-cylinder motor in a splendid body that
makes the old one look positively clean-shaven. Check out the shoulder, see how
wide it is, and be reminded of the BMW Z3M Coupe, which, incidentally, was designed by the same chap who did the outgoing Clubman. The chief designer behind the new
one? Someone with a beard, of course.
Thursday, 29 January 2015
1946 Orwell Essay Finds The Road To Good Design
1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
For designers, that could mean never using a theme from a model already in production, but it is also a warning against over-familiarity.
2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.
2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.
This is a matter of avoiding complication. Keep it simple, stupid.
3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Lines on a design to are often added for drama. Get rid of as many as possible. In a recent interview with Car Design News, M-B Design Director Gorden Wagener said, “If you like a line, get rid of it. If you still like it, get rid of another one.” The Mercedes-AMG GT is a fine example of the application of this rule.
4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
The message of the design needs to be visible at the first read. This is most effectively communicated by proportions. For example, the message of power and virility is immediately evident in the Dodge Viper, whereas a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, while having similar characteristics, relies on overblown details.
5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Every brand has its own style that designers call a language. In consumer product design, Apple has long led the way with a minimalist aesthetic. Samsung inter alia was found guilty of copying it. Always speak the tongue of your brand.
6. Break any of these rules sooner than say something outright barbarous.
6. Break any of these rules sooner than say something outright barbarous.
Beauty, or attractiveness (not necessarily the same thing), is the ultimate objective. The R107 Mercedes SL has a Pagoda-inspired trunk deck (Rule #5 broken), and an abundance of horizontal lines (Rule #3 gone). Yet the message of glamour is strong enough (Rule #4) that those aggrievances become complicit to character, proving that while rules make useful guides, nothing beats judgment. Or, in the case of the SL, chrome.
These points do little to reflect the fact that Orwell wrote alone, whereas designers operate in a company of thousands. But nurturing a little independence even in such an organisation can help provide a sense of perspective, which allows us to question whether what we are doing is the Right Thing. Orwell goes on to comment that 'the enemy of clear writing is insincerity'. So what makes good design? Extrapolating his statement, I think the answer might be sincerity.
Monday, 26 January 2015
2013 Volvo Coupe Concept Knows Its Sausages
THIS SWEDISH company has defined itself on not being German, so the appointment of two Volkswagen designers, Thomas Ingenlath and Max Missoni, might seem unusual. Yet the result is a striking three-box coupe that will remind many of the Audi A5. This third box is an important feature: a low, flat deck, ending in a chamfer, resolutely eschews the diminishing tails on cars such as the Mercedes-Benz CLS, and keeps the proportions outlined by the P1800 in check, and indeed the BMW E9, which shares a similar centre-line.
This Teutonic association continues in the details, especially the rear corner where the lights from the Volkswagen X1 concept are mirrored. It is a compatible theme with the iron badge, however, and the lights appear like sections through metal beams, especially the T-beam DRL at the front. Here, the Coupe Concept is classically premium: the lights are kept separate from the grille, and intricate details lift simple forms. The grille itself is exceptional, featuring a strong chrome band and vertical bars subtley concave, kept separate by a shadow gap.
Along the bodyside, purists are already recoiling from the broken curvature of the door-section, a Volvo trait lauded as a literal reflection of Swedish furniture. This easy-to-understand characteristic was compatible with the family-orientation of the products. That broken section has been expertly realized, however, planting the crease on the curvature, rather than using it as a break. The positive swell that runs along the shoulder is kept tense in section by sandwiching it between two tight negative fillets. It is telling that Volvo has steered away from using a wagon to hail in the new era: a three-box coupe is ideally suited to bend its themes to many more bodystyles. German solidity has been achieved in an unorthodox manner. It may not be familiar, but it is a design that will outlast the decade.
Volvo clearly has aspirations beyond being known for safety, but such is the dominance of the German premium brands in conveying premium-ness, it is hard to avoid lifting cues to do so. It highlights the quandary faced by many designers: how much brand equity can you sacrifice to become more attractive. With the Coupe Concept, there is enough Volvo DNA to keep cynics quiet, and the successful translation of the themes to the next XC90 has now been proven. With that in mind, perhaps those Germans ought to start worrying.
Thursday, 22 January 2015
2013 Mercedes-Benz SL No Longer Melts The Heart
In 2002 I had a girlfriend who loved the Mercedes SL Pagoda. This was unusual, not just because I had a girlfriend. At that time the Pagoda was still in the shadow of the illustrious Gullwing, a plain Jane in the wake of a fulsome glamourpuss. Prices were low, and the chrome-bedecked R107 that followed the Pagoda was instead considered heir apparent. The Pagoda just seemed so… austere. How could the Pagoda’s creator, Paul Bracq, ever have considered it a worthy successor?
This makes design hard to objectify, but it hasn’t stemmed the prevalence of design clinics, where Joe Public is invited to opine at the latest proferrings of a company before they hit the road. But in an organizational sandwich, ‘process’ is evenly spread, and the criteria for success in numeric-based departments is awkwardly applied to aesthetic-centric design. All this could lead to a discussion on the degeneration of democracy to populism, and the subsequent erosion of expert insight, but I shall refrain. What I really wanted to talk about was ice-cream.
You might remember when Magnums first came out: fat wodges of vanilla ice-cream surrounded by thick milk chocolate. You might remember that first k-krunk as you took a bite, and a price that broke the pound barrier. Something simple (choc-ice on a stick, you might have vaguely thought) selling for more than the bells-and-whistles Cornetto. As an alternative to coffee on a hot beach, Magnums were a hit.
The only time you’ll hear that k-krunk today is during TV ads. The chocolate has long since thinned and that aural entrance to the Magnum experience is a brittle krick of cost-cutting. Simply put, the appeal of Magnums was originally product-based. Now advertising trades on a memory; the rest is down to branding. You might say the same for the current SL.
The only time you’ll hear that k-krunk today is during TV ads. The chocolate has long since thinned and that aural entrance to the Magnum experience is a brittle krick of cost-cutting. Simply put, the appeal of Magnums was originally product-based. Now advertising trades on a memory; the rest is down to branding. You might say the same for the current SL.
Monday, 19 January 2015
2015 Jaguar F-Pace Would Be A Rose By Any Other Name
FOR A long time, sports cars and SUVs were incompatible: this is now irrelevant. The question is how to mate them successfully. Yet the potentially awkward marriage of two opposites has been enough to delay Jaguar’s entry into the market for a decade. Such is the restraint often forced by mindset. Yet it is hard to see how Jaguar could have made a convincing SUV using pre-XF styling cues: Jaguar needed a chunkier design language in order to accommodate niche models, which despite leaving the sedans open to criticism at last manages to bend enough for an SUV.
The Jaguar F-Pace uses the bodyside theme and rear lights from the F-Type with the face introduced by the XF. The result is a pleasingly voluminous design that though simple, is well-resolved and well-planted. Welcome, too, is the absence of an undercut shoulder which leaves German rivals feeling mainstream. One crucial way in which Jaguar is successfully building up its identity is through the super-high belt-line: it could barely get any closer to the glasshouse. This theme was introduced by the XF and has been successfully applied to every Jag since, lending a solid, quality impression, if not exactly as light and lithe as they once were.
The carry-over of F-Type cues is pure Porsche philosophy, but the F-Pace name is less agreeable. It reflects a horizontal model strategy as Jag grows out as well as up, but sounds as if rational marketing thinking has missed the character of the car: it is a little nouveau. And while there is still some debate whether the F-Type is rival to the Boxster or 911, there is no doubting that the F-Pace has the Cayenne firmly in its sights. Yet step from the Jaguar to the Porsche, and there is a richness to the bodyside of the Cayenne that leaves even the Jaguar F-Pace feeling a little flat. This impression continues inside, where the investment differences between Porsche and Jaguar are far more apparent. Given the theme laid out by this show car, there seems to be a strong chance that the interior of the production SUV will borrow from the heavily-revised XF. The five seat layout of the concept also falls two short of rivals from Mercedes-Benz and BMW. But with a delete-badge option (including JAGUAR on the tailgate) all will be forgiven: Jag has given us another stunner.
Thursday, 15 January 2015
In Memorium: 1999 BMW Z3 M Coupe
I SUPPOSE this was bound to happen at some point: a
eulogy to my departed BMW M Coupe. You all know the car: small Z3-based
coupe, M engine, developed by a renegade band of engineers to be the ultimate driving machine... It was the
stuff of legends, and for a year it was mine.
Cast your mind to when you were young and that first
romance with the wrong sort. The one who taught
you all those little things, tying feathers to your heart as you soared higher. Your friends
knew it would never work out, and secretly you knew they were right. That
was the M Coupe, and like Icarus, the wings did not hold. Let me explain.
It was another Monday morning, driving to work at Lotus. The main road gets pretty busy, so I stick to the lanes that twist through the villages. Radio on, following a C-Class estate. 30, 40mph; the C-Class pulls away as we exit the village (damn those turbo-diesels are fast). I followed suit, accelerating to a respectable 50mph before braking for the sharp right-hander I knew so well… At this point, a brief interlude: remind yourself that the back-end of an M Coupe is notorious for being eager to see what the front is up to when the weather dampens (did I mention it had just been raining?).
Too late; the back has already gone. Fast-forward three seconds and I am wondering whether I am going to roll. Oh yes, there we are. Snapshot in my
mind: poppies upside-down, framed by the windscreen. I land, wheels-down (CRASH: there goes the
under-carriage). I sit and turn off the engine, vaguely wondering why the airbag hasn't gone off. I gather my lunch and the blanket from the boot (a present from my
sister-in-law, my wife would kill me
if I lost it), and walk back through hedgerow hitherto unpenetrated. A police
car and ambulance will soon arrive.
RIP 2010-2011 |
Remembering that car is like turning the pages of a photo album. Little events stick out, each narrated by the moment's joy. Keeping pace with a CL63 AMG. The other Estoril Blue Z3 M that trailed you from London. Wheel-spinning on your cousin’s lawn. Once, pulling up at the flat after work, I walked away from the car unable to stop looking over my shoulder. That slack hammock-like shoulder-line; goofy arches; obscene bonnet; fake-but-I-love-them-anyway side-vents; FOUR EXHAUSTS. I wondered whether it was actually possible to love an inanimate object. Yes it was, I concluded. Yes, it was.
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